May 2013
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
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dntfearthereaper:
Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away
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*hides good snacks from family members*
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breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
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multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
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drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
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